• watermelynn-witch

    please don't reblog this post a devilish temptress tricked me into making it and she placed a hex upon it so that every reblog removes a molecule from my body

  • ranch-dressing-flavored-frog

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    I think we can do it.

  • nudityandnerdery

    Posts that have 2x10^25 notes to me.

  • oojamaflip-whatchamacallit
  • faceraider

    the most “cocomelon shit” i’ve ever experienced in my life was the time i was in calculus II and some girl in front of me was googling "assorted animals" and scrolling through pictures of clipart pigs and horses and shit on her laptop completely focused like it was her tax form

  • turtletoria

    my piece for the wordgirl 15th anniversary zine!! i learned so much in making this piece and i had a lot of fun! thanks for inviting me <3

    go check out everyone’s hard work over at @wordgirlzine !! the zine is completely digital and free and was made with a lot of love <3

  • literally every single case in aa
  • apple-a-la-mode

    prosecutor: phoenix wright we hate your pussy

    the crowd: boo we hate your pussy boo

    the judge: *bangs gavel* mr wright im afraid that this court hates your pussy

    phoenix: 

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  • tw0sweet

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    dont listen to them phoenix your pussy is banging and tight as hel

  • tw0sweet

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    im counting it as a war crime to leave this in the tags

  • homeboygirl

    learning that self depreciation isnt cool and just makes the people around you uncomfortable unironically improved my mental health a lot. like if you just stop saying negative shit about yourself you will genuinely like yourself more and other people wont be repulsed by your attitude and you will have more friends. it's true.